š„ MONDAY, MARCH 30, 2020 BONFIRE š„
š„ * ~ * ~ BONFIRE ALERT * ~ * ~ š„ Ā Ā 
Ā š„Welcome to the MONDAY (3/30/20) NIGHT BONFIRE! š„Ā
š I am Theresa (aka DiamondLil49), and along with my ferocious but lovable Feline VP, Bella, I am honoured to be your host tonight. Bella has a wonderful variety of treats for her VP guests tonight.Ā
š Iām going to try to lighten things up here tonight a wee bit. š§ For your listening pleasure, I have a playlist of funny Country songs. As always, you can share your favourite too. š¶
āļø Everyone is invited, of course, but newbies are our favorites because their sickarettes make the bonfire explode like crazy. So whether you have 20, 200, 20,000 or 200,000 stinkeroos, we want your unsmokeds to make this fire blaze high.Ā
Ā š„ This wonderful Bonfire tradition is carried on in the memory of our very own Q-Angel, Mary (tillietoiler) Merrey. She started the bonfire as a place to get together and toss away your unsmoked cigarettes and anything else that may be bothering you. As Mary became too weak to host, the BBBs (Bonfire Brigade Babes & Bros.) took over tending Maryās fire. You can read about the history of the bonfire HERE >>> http://purplkoala.coolpage.biz/tillietoiler/bonfire_history.html
Itās so easy to find us. Just search for The Bonfire and join the group. Weāll be there waiting for you every night.Ā
Ā š“ Feel free to wander around Q Island. š“ The Tiki Bar is always hopping later on. There is an amazing buffet available for your enjoyment: shrimp, lobster, prime rib, steak, roast chicken and turkey, ham, even some eggplant parmigiana and all the sides! The All Things Chocolate buffet is a favourite too.š Enjoy! Everything is calorie free here on Q Island.Ā
For those who prefer a quieter evening, there are plenty of loungers set out on the beach. That's where the dolphins love to play. Sometimes they get very excited and splash quite close to the edge of the beach; so don't be surprised if you get a bit wet! Towels are in the big hamper by the hammocks.Ā
š„ Newbies and everyone else, shout out your anniversaries and any milestones you may be celebrating. I love to celebrate those important days. And remember, it's because of each of you that we are here!Ā
Ā Methods of hauling your unsmoked cigarettes:Ā
001-500.............tall kitchen trash bagsĀ
501 to 999..............black yard size trash bagsĀ
1,000 to 9,999.............wheel barrowsĀ
10,000 to 49,999............brand new dump truck in your choice of colorsĀ
50,000 to 99,999..................a trainĀ
100,000 to 249,999...................a bargeĀ
Ā Now if youāre ready, we'll get this fire started with the only lighter allowed on Q Island, the golden lighter brought here by Mary Merrey/tillietoiler herself.
Ā Iāve backed up my psychedelic dump truck and am dumping in all 28,965 nasty unsmokeds into the fire to get us started. WhooooooooOOOOOOOOOSH! Gone !Ā
And remember Tillieās one request is to KEEP IT CLEAN!!
Theresa, Grateful BBB š
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